Do Not Disturb (I'm Creating Shareholder Value)

For those of us creating shareholder value.

 

A pastel-sweet piece of corporate satire for people who know exactly what that phrase means. This vinyl sticker pairs soft hearts and gentle colors with sharp workplace humor, making it perfect for product folks, tech workers, consultants, and anyone surviving modern office culture with a sense of irony. Ideal for laptops, notebooks, desks, water bottles, and work-from-home setups. Cute on the outside, quietly unhinged on the inside—just like the job. Sometimes productivity looks like pink hearts and strategic ambiguity. Deal with it. 

 

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Details

 • 4.5" x 1.5"

 • High-quality vinyl sticker

 • Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weatherproof

 • Subtle satin finish

 • Original design and typography

 

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Perfect for:

 • Tech & startup workers

 • Corporate humor lovers

 • Product managers & designers

 • Office satire fans

 • Laptop & desk decor

 • Gifts for coworkers